1) Spray paint the putter head black because you don't like the "glare." This guy showed me this mistake on a putting green last week.
2) Leave your Scotty in a car where people can see it.
3) Use it to dig balls out of the cup.
4) Use it to hit the Naked Cowboy in Times Square no matter how annoying he gets.
5) Use it to fish balls out of the water
6) Throw it
7) Kick it
8) Put on non-Cameron grip
9) Leave it in the bag without a cover and then walk around the course with it
10) Lend it to anyone